Humorous Magnets at the Beach Store in California

Humorous Magnets are sometimes controversial. Don't blame the messenger! We sell lots of controversial gifts at California Beach Store. The most prim and proper people ask for crazy gifts and we go out there scouring California to find them.

Here's a sample of the sayings on some of the magnets:

Does this dress make me look fat? No, your big *** makes you look big.
Good Girl Gone Bad
I don't cook, clean or put icky things near my mouth 
I gave myself to Jesus. But now he never calls.
I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff
I'm gonna do what every month?
I'm happy. Don't ruin it.
I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
Loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole
Just because I'm a mom doesn't mean I care
Make yourself at home! Clean my Kitchen!
Of course I love you. Now get me a beer.
Office Slut
One day big butts will be in style
Our Governor can Beat the Crap out of your Governor 
The dog did it
They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people.
Trailer Trash
Etc.......... you get the message. The affordable magnets that cost just a few US dollars are funny and probably have a message for you or someone you know to share a laugh, throw in an envelope and mail or have sent by us to someone you want to impress or leave an impression on.